1. Using our pictures on your social media page without consent never augurs well with us. At best, we wish that you quit social media altogether.
2. Taking a shower together, for starters. Unless it is a huge bath tub, I don’t see why a man and a woman should share the bathroom.
Few people live in houses with bathtubs. Bathrooms in our houses are not necessarily spacious to accommodate two adults. Besides, they are slippery, making the idea of making love a hazardous affair, in as much as women might wish for it. Besides, men and women have different bathroom practices. If anything, the standard male showering procedure – expelling stuff from the nose and throat, pissing etc, will be disgusting to a woman.
Yet, it is women who come up with the idea. Men find it to be a laborious affair that we pray you spare us.
4. Go slow on the sweet nothings. Most men, I know are embarrassed by names such sweets, hun or baby. You call us that in public and among our peers; it comes across as a sign of not getting over teenage obsessions. Privately, it is fine. Publicly, we somehow loathe the idea of being tied down. Unless, we have publicly
acknowledged you, resist from the assumption.
There are men who are comfortable, however. Bless them.
5. The notion of cuddling after s3x. All men dread cuddling for the simple reason that we have accomplished the mission. Besides, s3x is a sleep-inducing exercise for men; I cannot go into the metabolism of it all. More to the point, we dread the
topics that women tend to come up with afterwards.
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