LADIES : Here Are 8 Signs Of A Guy With A Small Penis

1.Over compensate themselves: Men who have tiny p’εnisεs normally over compensate by attempting to
own
expensive things. For example, a man driving a Ferrari probably has a really
small “thing”.

2. Vehicles with a lift aka “Jacked Up Trucks”: This category of men is
probably suffering the most, actually. As I like to say, “the bigger the lift, the
smaller the tool.” A man’s manhood also grows smaller with every inch of
camouflage that lines his interior and/or ignorant stickers that refer to the truck
they are stuck on.

3. Unwarranted rage and/or jealousy: Is he jealous when it comes to other
men? Or your friends? Or your family? Or your pet? Seriously, I have witnessed
my friends’ boyfriends get mad at them about spending time with their family
and friends when, apparently, they should have been fondling his tiny “tool”.

4. Men who are obsessed with their appearance: Men who spend more time
grooming themselves than you need to be tattooed with “small manhood.”
Seriously, if a guy is trying really hard to amp up his game in the looks
department, it usually means that you’ll be disappointed when you search for an
ε’rεction but find a troll of a pεn!s.

5. Refusing to relate to anything feminine: Men who refuse to relate to
anything feminine are probably doing so because their micro-manhood leaves
them feeling like less of a man than it should. Being overly grossed out by
periods, denouncing chick flicks, claiming that females cannot be funny, and
refusing to do “womanly” activities are a few side effects of this symptom.

6. He’s dramatic: Men with small manhoods usually house lots of pent-up
frustration (due to the fact that they have small “tools”), and get annoyed by
any and everything. A man that has more drama than an episode of The OC can
easily be diagnosed with small manhood syndrome.

7. Being a “player”: Some of the men who have the most s*x suffer from small
manhood syndrome. These men try to spin the story in their favour and claim
that they have so much s*x because they’re game is undeniable; however, most
of the time when men only have consecutive one night stands, it’s because the
your partner was left μnsatisfiεd by their teeny manhoods.

8. Miscellaneous: There are some professions/miscellaneous things that
require you to have a small “tool”. Here’s a brief list: owning a Mustang, being
obsessed with your fraternity (TFM, BRO!), being mean to animals to assert
your dominance, refusing to drink light beer or admit that anything but angus
beef steak is your favourite food, thinking copious amounts of drugs and/or
alcohol will magically grow your “thing”.

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